Manly bands for the manly you
Since I’m digging myself into manly stuff, I’m starting with manly bands for the manly music manly lover in the manly you.
Cake — Notable songs include Rock & Rock Lifestyle, Love You Madly, and let’s not forget, Short Skirts, Long Jackets, of course, those of which are my favorites. Why is Cake in this manly list? Simple, they’re totally not emo and they’re fun to listen to. You should also consider their revivals of The Guitar Man and I Will Survive.

Look mom! ROCKSTARS!
311 - Pick a song, any song of theirs, and a welcoming beat springs into you. Not to mention relaxing, they also pulled off major singles like Love Song, Amber, I’ll Be Here Awhile and several more, all featured in their Greatest Hits album. I strongly suggest this band as it’s best describe (although in a blurry sense) as friendly music.

Blonde enough?
BILLY JOEL - IT DOESN’T GET MORE MANLY THAN THIS. The man himself.. REMEMBER THE HITS? Honesty, Just The Way You Are, Tell Her About It, YOUR SONG, We Didn’t Start The Fire.. DO YOU? Hey, I don’t care if you were born yesterday, you’ve heard, you’ve cried, and you’ve raised your hand in his greatness.

I’M 54 AND I MARRIED A 23 YEAR OLD, THAT’S ROCKSTAR STUFF YO.
Bob Marley - With a fleet of assorted fans ranging from stoners, teeny bops and more stoners, Bob is your reggae artist. There was weed and there was the music, from songs like Redemption Song, Jammin’, I Shot The Sheriff, he basically covered pirates, weed and cowboys in three songs. COOL. Disclaimer: Drugs aren’t manly, if you think they are, you’re either trying to be a rockstar, or.. ah nevermind, you’re an idiot.

NO, I AM NOT ROB ZOMBIE.
I am tired, I’ll continue this at a later time.
