The Websolace

I’ve been missing in action again for a few weeks because of my re-addiction to the World of Warcraft, which later got screwed by my internet connection, hosted by none other than..

PLDT

Let’s review somethings..

“Please note that it is possible for you to not reach your maximum speed even if you follow the above guidelines. On average, you should be able to experience at least 60% of your maximum speed. This is because there are other factors affecting speed beyond the control of both PLDT and the subscriber.

For example, the website you are visiting may be congested because of the number of visitors it is currentlu serving depending on the time of day. It also depends on the number of “hops” or the network of routers data must travel from your computer to a destination server to retrieve your request. It there are too many hops or if the network is congested on any of these hops, it will affect your online performance.”

Source: http://www.pldtdsl.com/mysdlarticle.asp

True, your internet connection is synonymous to a CPU’s uptime, it’s best utilized when similar devices are up to speed as well. What’s hilarious is that this 60% thing APPLIES to all internet entities, even those you would expect to be at their peak performance (World of Warcraft game servers to me).

I’ve shut my mouth for several good months now, PLDT’s been a great host, and I pay my bills on time to compensate.

Now I re-wish that the whole company gets cancer and dies in a fire.

IT’S NOT FUNNY.

That’s why the freak flag must be raised again..

http://www.petitiononline.com/pldtdsl/petition.html – this is something I started long ago to knock up some heads, and it worked; it was good.

I’m going to borrow a line from the last page, this is what Jelly Angel wrote:

PLDT DSL is the worst kind of service you will ever find. The continually advertise to get more subscribers, but they have probably five persons to service repairs for 20,000 subscribers. And yeah, their tech support, Infocom is just a bunch of liars who have been trained to do two things: eat crap everyday for a living and memorize the lies they are supposed to feed customers…that is, if customers are actually able to get them on the phone.

Just last month I would disregard what this person said because I was having the time of my life –a FULL 5Mbit connection, of course, it had to go sometime. Now I’m back on my feet, sympathetic for myself and everyone else in this damned service.

Yeah, we need the freak flag back.

I’m not going to rant much, so I present to you.. an internet rebel’s friend..

A MOVING GIF OF HATE!

So I haven’t been writing lately, because I’m a man now, and men don’t write, we compose.

Now before you click that close window button because I’m rolling out the poo cannon again, I’d like for you to know that I am awesome. This past weeks have been hilariously undeserved on my part as I’m still the same old person you’d love to hate for your own reasons.

Okay, enough about me, let’s talk about things.

Now I’m going to randomly select current events that I will target my poo cannon onto and fire.

Starvation - This is easy, you see that person next to you… eat him.

Your boyfriend left you - Simple, eat him.

Currently in a life or death situation - .. and you’ve bothered to read this, die.

Something wrong with computer - Seriously, no.

Buying a new phone - Motorola RAZR V3, it’s old, but it’s sleek and sexay, I have one.

Reading a lame blog post - Die in a fire.

Pimple - Pop.

Cow  - Moo.

Lame attempt at a funny post - Die in a fire.

You cheated on the elections - Of course you didn’t, your small stature reasons it all out.

I really have ran out of things to tell you people. It’s weird because this blog always gives me the writers block, which shouldn’t happen. I’m supposed to be reporting to a null audience here because no one reads this stuff anyway.

Oh yeah, if you do, hey.

I take back all the bad things I’ve said about this game, now I’m really enjoying it.

What people are often abstracted to about this game is that it differs from Battlefield 2 because it gives you a chance at almost any dire situation. If you play right you can turn into this ultimate Rambo, NEARLY omnipotent throughout a whole round, or even a set. It might sound imbalanced for new players to encounter experienced ones on servers but the bigger point here is that skill is everything, on one sitting I got three unlocks and that gave me this huge smile.

PLAY IT, add me to your buddy list, I’m “Strongbadman”.

He’s cute, he’s cuter, he’s the cutest.