The Websolace

Just so you know how geeky I am.

Fact, computers are so complex that I don’t know anyone who can map out their whole inner workings. Fact, women are so complex that any concrete understandings of them are lost within the borders of impossibility. So, in a way, they can be related to each other.

What if, your operating system of preference can be analogized to your girlfriend; of course, if you even have one. This is my take on it.

Linux - She’s your neighboring anti-social environmentalist. She preaches for the pseudo leftist movement, basically symbolizing teenage crisis. This is your clean teen slash emo, she has her principals mixed with a little cynical view of life. Anti-social how? Well it takes a level of eccentricity to really get to know her, although recently, has been going through theraphy. Now she kinda wants you to like her, of course, there still are requirements. Oh she’s user friendly alright, but she chooses who she befriends.

Macintosh - The cheerleader, often attracts the dumbest beings to-be.. otherwise known as the jocks. She rolls out her eye candy and it never fails to stimulate the minds of those who’re in badly need of substance. Constantly nags and always places herself on top of the foodchain. In some desperation, also the controversy starter where all the stories told in secret start. Everyone loves this girl and has been the inspiration of songs like Saving Jane’s Girl Next Door. Oh, did I mention that she enjoys making home movies?

Windows - If there were two movies that best describe her, it would probably be She’s All That with a mix of Ten Things I Hate About You. Windows is the girl that doesn’t fit in any category, well, at least she used to be a nerd but with newfound knowledge of cosmetics, there’s no telling who she caters to. Being the girl Macintoshes hate, good thing their numbers compensate for the hate wave with a hint of jealousy. The girl who leaves parties a little early, a sprout of the soccer mom and target practice for criticism that’s Windows and what else? She may very well be the boss you work for right now.

Recently I’ve been into something different, something I’ve always wanted to try.

Yep, meditation, and I feel like I’ve been doing it forever. Every night, I would just pause and enter this clear state of mind, it’s like my day has reset and everything just feels better. Never worries, but all thoughts that deserve bother are gone.

You might find me talking like lyrics off a Coheed & Cambria song from time to time, but it really pays to be eccentric, remember that.

Looking down on a globe, the world is round, the water is blue and the land is green. True facts. Then you zoom in some more.. The world is beautiful, the water is pure and the land is fertile. Lastly, you hit reality. The world is screwed, the water is polluted and the land is scorched.

There is no lower level than where cynics stand. You idiots never appreciate my being “down to Earth”.

You see, I’ve always, always loved the villains. It’s spectacular to see someone go against the one thing you can never stop, and that’s where the idealist in me kicks in. No matter how omnipotent the protangonist is, Lex Luthor still managed to kill the opposition. Look at it this way, the bad guys are but a supplement for whatever good their wrong end fights against.

Cynics are beautiful, cynics die though but cynics are real. Everyone else wears make up, everyone else thinks they’re going to live forever for everyone else is delusional.

Mudkip

I know everything I want to tell you. I can make you laugh, and I can get you interested. That night, you were the lady, and I was this boy short of a man through wayward coherence of things that have been said. This is silly, it freaks you out that I’m talking about you. You know exactly what I’m going to say next, so out of impulse..

You’re beautiful, you’re gorgeous, you’re smart and you’re just awesome. If I failed to tell you that, that night, I just hope you see the effort that the whole world needs to know what I should have said to front.